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An engineer is standing outside the Pearly Gates. “Sorry,” St. Peter tells him, “but you’re in the wrong place.”  He snaps his fingers and the engineer finds himself in hell. Dissatisfied with the level of comfort there, the engineer starts making improvements. One day God phones Satan to ask how Read more…


Understanding Engineers – Take one Two engineering students were walking across a university campus when one said, ‘Where did you get such a great bike?’ The second engineer replied, ‘Well, I was walking along yesterday, minding my own business, when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike, threw it Read more…


Fortunately, engineers have an ace in the hole. They are widely recognized as superior marriage material: intelligent, dependable, employed, honest, and handy around the house. While it’s true that many normal people would prefer not to date an engineer, most normal people harbor an intense desire to mate with them, Read more…


Here is a screen shot from my desktop on 19 May 2011. XFCE on Crux 2.7 with several xterm windows, conky and firefox.


A while back I wrote a script to use nvidia-settings to get the core and ambient temperatures from the three GTX465 video cards in my system. All the way up until today it has worked great and is currently tied in with conky to show the temps. Today when I Read more…

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Most who fail have yet to really try!